Conversation Between Cz and Meat Puppet

2217 Visitor Messages

  1. I don’t have any money. Really, at this very minute, I have $0 to my name. If I try hard I could get about 65¢, though.
  2. A common misconception. Let her dream.
  3. Don’t let her tell you what to do. I mean, if you want.
  4. The Ramones would be raging.
  5. Ben Sherman (or something)(
  6. Maybe one of these days you can fill me in on your footwear preferences.
  7. I know what you want, but I am not going to give it to you.

    I don’t have what you want, and I can’t get what you want.

    I am SORRY.
  8. There once was a Puppet of Meat
    Who had Doc Martens shoes on his feet
    The laces got tangled
    And Meaty got mangled
    When he tripped while crossing the street.

    It started out as a poem of worship, but my sick sick twisted twisted mind turned it in to this. I am sorry sorry.
  9. What exactly are you suggesting, you maniac?
  10. Anti-padded walls. They are designed to hurt as much as possible.
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