Blame your parents.
It's what you asked for for Christmas.
You sick smurf.
You're not allergic to cats. That's lucky. Well I think you're not because you said you lie near your cat sometimes.
Sit on my lap now
Better than being allergic to prawns, peanuts, fleas and God know what else.
SKULED U
Nope
I doubt it though tbh
I must have been on my period.
