OH YOU xD At the very least I look good for my weight. I mean c'mon, not every tonner looks like this
Damn that disease. No wonder there is a problem with finding your penis ;]
I am secretly a morbidly obese man with more rolls than a bakery. Fortunately I have a rare disease which makes 90% of my body fat completely invisible and intangible.
Haha I'm her bitch most of the time, so I deserve food ;D And are you secretly obese?
That's impressive, I commend your skills there! I could certainly put that to use. I'm really hungry all of a sudden, I can't wait til class is over and I can eats!
I'm a master exploiter! Maybe you should learn my exploitation skills and get a certain girlfriend to feed you? (Amusingly, last night, my housemate was making some food for herself. I shouted 'BETH. I'm hungry! Make me food' 'What do you want?' 'Spag Bol!'... guess what I had for tea that night ;D )
Much better. You have talent my friend, and you would be wise to exploit it at every opportunity! Man, I am so hungry but there's just no food around.
Oh no, it was more into the mitt kinda skills
So long as you don't cop a ball to the face.
That was a good sprint and dive whilst having some happy times!
