I don't know what a Justin Bieber is.
Eh, it depends on how much Justin Bieber I've been exposed to that day. Some days yes, some days no.
Then why would you want me to wear a cape? Do you want to kill me?
I was flying the plane that killed that superhero.
Capes are dangerous! Haven't you seen The Incredibles?
You better at least have a cape or I... You don't even want to know how upset I'd be.
Too busy saving your life without you knowing. And you're welcome.
And you have yet to visit me. Well, that's nice to know. Thanks for being nice.
When I'm gone, I'md fighting crime in foreign countries. Totally true.
I like to imagine you're Quin in Wonderland when you disappear from the forums for a spot of time here and there. If you can make sense of that, you let me know, because I can't.