Conversation Between Meat Puppet and Christmas

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  1. I often ask Resha how her marriage to Bharat is because this one time this really weird guy was asking her all this sick, demented questions Am I Hilarious Or what ok

    What do you do with planks then, good sir?




    Planks are moderately enjoyable. There's just not that much you can do with them other than walking them. Walking isn't my middle name, fyi.

    Barret Bharat, the Indian black man. He looks into your soul and he sucks out the really juicy bits. He just likes juice. And helmests, he's pretty big on those too, but you probably inferred that from your scuffle with him.
  2. Christmas came to my house once and murdered all my pet imps.
  3. Squall lay an egg last summer and now he couldn't find it there anymore.
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    One time I was so hungry that I stole a packet of potato chips & put it under my helmet. The man came out and caught me, and then he took the chips AND my helmet! He said to wait while he called the police. He went inside, and I got on my bike and rode away. Not fast, though.

    What if your life was in danger, though? I for one would give her a good beating if my life was at steak. Wait, wrong steak. Oh well, I’ll stick with steak. I don’t really like steak too much. Kind of a suicide-inducing meat, don’t you think?




    I told you that wasn't my bag, bro. She's making it all up so she can have the police come around and confiscate my giant african land snails. It's totally bogus.

    So now you're nothing more than a petty thief. The tangled webs we weave, Mister Paper, the tangled webs we weave.

    :laugh: OOPS

    There was once a user note that made me sad. The user note was deleted by the all-encompassingly psychadelic babe kikimm! I am in debt to her and her offspring.
  6. My Dear Ki Ki
  7. Can I PM you for the size of your hat?
  8. Summer fun!
  9. Ki Ki like :chef:.
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