Oh yeah, I read a book once about a tailor who could fix anything but a broken heart.
Except, you won't. Which is the funny part.
Like a chainsaw massacre in my heart.
what the smurf
But you're all talk. Everyone knows you're not a threat.
I didn’t have any plans. I just had a sudden urge to go to the cinema.
I guess he doesn't see a problem with harmless fun.
I would never lie to you.
I was going to go to the cinema yesterday, but my ankle collapsed just as I stepped outside (true story).
That's for girly men.
