You must do an awful lot of reading then. You sound paranoidal.
What if they have a gameboy advance?
I'm sure that somebody is in love with their passport photo.
Will it grow more claws, or will it grow into a crab?
I kept a claw of one I found at the beach some years ago. Don't know where it is now. I think I might have mentioned this before but I can't remember who I've told what and when or anything.
Many people think their pictures look bad.
Nope it was taken like 2 yahrs ago
THOSE are the real bastards. The crabs, not the guys who murder them.
Dab it gently with peridoxcidiecylyman.
I have one. On the photo I look like a cocksucker.