Don’t worry! It’ll probably take a grenade in my mouth to put me off.
I’d be an asshole if this put me off.
If you had anger problems.
Maybe...hm. I really can't think of anything, not even something stupid. Maybe these humans are jealous that they have no tail, so they demand that their pets lose theirs too? Clueless
Like poison, or... a curse, or something.
Cut them off. Then they can be like cats without tails. No one will love them.
So it’s something more deep-seated?
It wasn’t me, was it? I’ll beat myself up if it was!
Like penguins! The mainstream penguins are fine, but there are those really weird ones...with all over their heads. WHY
It’s such a downer. :-\