I'm too...too young. That reminds me of something really funny a retarded kid in our class said. Before you say anything, no, I'm not in Special Ed. xD
YOU'RE HURTING ME AND I'M SENSITIVE also what the hell sleeping is for hoes xD that was the funniest thing ever to read after just waking up "Hi I sleep therefore I must be a WHORE"
I WILL NOT BE CENSORED FROM SAYING "Can we still smurf" TO POOJA THE PEDO
Can we still lick frogs in the sand?
Now I've read it all. Yay for pedo-Resha!
Sorry, the only part of that I read was "smurf me" so... *smurfs*
Dear Rengori! Hi! How are you xoxoxox How ya doing xoxox MUAX. Haha I was tempted to make myself a "Hey there Delilah" sig only it'd be "h3y TH4R D3-LI3-LAAAAAH" all 1337 and , y'know? Yeah, sure you do. But I was listening to a lovely song called "Seaside" and my heart was ripped out of my ribcage and I made myself a signature about the seaside instead. I made I Don't Need A Name a signature too! On that note, WHAT'RE YOU DOING TO IDNAN. I would draw you a picture on MSN (which works now btw hello yay I can TYPE thank smurf because it actually hurts like smurf to write for too long x__x hahaha and you know how WELL I write too =P and draw...) but I'm too lazy and sleepy. It's 3:34 am. I suppose it's still Sunday or whatever in your distant more-than-12-hours-away land. I find that bizarre and weird. I am WAY in the future. (we have hovercars) I bought a green tea thingy from Starbucks today. I wanted to be healthy. So I asked them to put low-fat milk in it and stuff, y'know, to be all healthy. Me ma told me that green tea DETOXIFIES you or some healthy like that. I thought I'd give it a try. I really want denty calves you see. I see really sporty people with like massive dents in their calves and it's so hot I love it I want them and I want to be like them. If drinking green tea crappy is what it takes then smurf ME I'll do it. It just tastes really bad. Like you want to almost die with every mouthful but it's not SO bad so you can't quite bring yourself to commit suicide kinda bad. The pain LINGERS. So I'm going to copy/paste my MSN personal message here: green tea frappé more like green tea CRAPPÉ -- now you know the history behind it :] and I hope you feel special! I hope a warm fuzzy feeling washes over you when you read it. smurf me. I always thought I'd run out of things to say in a letter but I'm actually getting the hang of this. I should do this more. I should mail you a REAL LETTER. woaaah haha just kidding I'm actually a paedophile; I'd advise you not to give me your address or anything! In fact, the next time we draw to one another on MSN, I'm going to draw you little children porn. I hope you enjoy it when the time comes only just remember act surprised yeah? I like to get them by surprise but somehow it just slipped out in the heat of this letter. I suppose (although I hope they won't) other people will read this too, so I'm going to add an angry smilie for good measure: hey you this is a PRIVATE LETTER Have a nice day! And do write back soon! Hugs and kisses XOXOoXoXoXoXOxXXxXXxoOoOoXxoX Love, Resha (there -- three usernotes and combined, like the power rangers, they are LONG and powerful I hope. I hope we can keep up this delightful acquaintance!)
wtffff wait
Jesus Christ, Rengori. You write LONG USERNOTES. Since I have THREE to reply to -- I'm going to write you a letter. A usernote letter.
