Ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That was good.
Are you Jewish?
I lost my head
Hello Aunt Mouldy.
You look, smell, taste and sound like death. Let's kill Jesus.
Manus was a jolly old chap, Who really did like to fap. One cold winter night, He was feeling quite e. So he wanked, and then had a nap. MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU SICK PERVERTED WINTERWANKER!
MY FRIENDS CALL ME AUNT MOLDY. THE BASTARDS. I DON'T THINK YOU'VE REALLY GOT A MOLDY ANUS, BECAUSE YOU REGULARLY GET MEN TO CLEAN IT OUT.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with £1.50. Jill came down with thrity pounds! The dirty whore. Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, All the King's horses and all the King's men said, "Serves you right you fat bastard!"
"Old Manus"? Surely that has nothing to do with elephants?
Sometimes I laugh at his jokes, Wait, no! That line I revoke! His jokes are real bad, Oh! He's such a cad! But he once pulled a really good hoax.
