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BYE BYE Ultima Shadow! I'll try my best to ensure that you have 1000 user notes by the time you get back. OMF, I amSO drunk right now that it is unreal! Vodka = 1 million dead brain cells. Oh well, it's not as if I need them anyway!ROFL!!"212324716 Ultima Shadow is TEH SEXORZ. That's why I like posting in his user notes.
I've just entered my house. And who is the first person's user notes I go to. Why, only Ultima Shadow's! I'm VERY DRUNK AND AM ALSO VERY SILLY! When you're drunk, you don't care about status anymore. It's great! I am an EOFF person who doesn't post much, though I still have the decency to post in Ultima's user notes. Man, I haven't been this drunk in ages. I think if everyone got drunk all day, everyday; the world would be a better place. Although I'm drunk, I take the utmost care NOT to make spelling mistakes though. Everyone, I demand that you get drunk with me! I've had a big bottle of vodka tonight with my friend Jason, so please; GET DRUNK!!! It's how mankind will be enlightened. I just know I'm going to regret this in the morning, when I'm having a hangover. OH WELL! You don't know what you are missing!!!!5478329159123
Yes Ultima, and you've no idea how much my feelings were hurt at the time. Barbie Girl is one of the triumphs of human culture, and for you to just dismiss it as flippantly as that...it just makes me...so...YOU MONSTER!!!1
*hopes that cless doesn't relise that I just relised that he's stalking me*
But, do I really have to say gay things? My Mummy wouldn't approve.
HI!!! LOLZ!!!!111 Can I now command respect at EOFF, like my idols do? Come on, the act posting in Ultima Shadow's usernotes HAS to get me some cool points as a matter of principle...SKINNER?
