I wet my diapers and daddy wasn't happy.
Did you forget the astroglide?
My anus is aching with ache.
I tired feeding myself to the goat but it refuses to eat me cause I stinks of garlic.
Can I feed you to him?
Oh yes, he likes to be pet but he prefer being fed though.
Only if he likes to be pet.
I have a sheep that barks in the morning and fly in the night. You wanna meet him?
Sounds good to me.
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