Nah, it's because they were all too busy masturbating. Crazy teens!
Maybe the other boys were just too embarrassed to say anything to you.
ALAS! My heart is broken, and my soul is dead! But on the plus side: MUDFIGHTS!
It can never be.
I think I love you. No wait, it's just trapped gas.
Serious.
Pelicans all have soap on them. Soap on their heads and you can't get it out.
Woops I accidentally killed you. Luckily you can still spam up my usernotes from beyond the grave.
Southern accents are to die for.
YOU CAN THINK MAGNETS! WITCH! WITCH! ALAS, MATTHEW HOPKINS IS DEAD! Ah well. I like playing with magnets and iron filings. And people with braces. Though supposedly I really shouldn't do that.
