I also use anal rape. Or was that implied already?
Blackmail?! Well aren't you a deviant ?
Well thank you, toots! I use blackmail to keep him.
I was being a creeper and see your BF pictures... he's a cutie and looks fun!
But my low cut shirts would be useless. People wouldn't be like "DAMN" they'd be like "DAMN WTFUX is that shiz in your cleavage!?"
I just realized the sentence I typed in here didn't even make sense. But whatever. Who needs that? I'd live in your cleavage if you'd let me. Build myself a nice hut.
I wish they were something to remove. The are quite bothersome, always in the way. Sometimes knock things over. I can't squeeze into tight places very well. If I could just like un-attach them now and then, life would be so much easier.
I thought those you were cancer tumors you were trying to remove
Oh I can do those. really easy for me though. Well cause... ya know. Those huge things coming from my chest. o.o
I've been known to flop all over the place and call it dancing. I do a mean boob shimmy. 2:07. I do that all day long.
