Damn. Well you tried!
Not you It doesn't have the same impact when I do it. DAMNIT
How YOU doin'?
hey kiddo
I'm not even that much older than you.
Oh PEEG you're so much older than me, that's creepy!
That means you want no strings attached? Sweet~
But I don't want a new BF. Boys are icky xP
because then you'd make friends and get a new bf
Social life kicks my ass! Why do I have to be social peeg?