Chips? Yay! Las Vegas, here I come!
hmmm.... sounds fair. Throw in some chips and we have got ourselves a deal!
I thought you'd never ask! I offer highly competitive interest rates, plus investment options for your SSIA and other savings accounts. I offer mortages at fixed interest rates, with a typical APR of 20%. All this and an electric blender for nothing more than your soul.
Oh poo, well can we at least be friends with benefits?
You know the rules: Pics or it didn't happen. Shave the hair! Shave the hair!
You like girls with short hair then? Fine I shall shave my head in order to show my love to you.
The husbands and the wife, that I can ignore. The pelipier, that I can also ignore. But the hair is far too long! If your hair stretches down to your shoulderblades, then begone from my sight wench!
Uh Oh, I have three husbands on this website and a wifey. Plus, I have long hair. But I'm a girl/ pelipper doesn't that count for anything.
Requirements: a) She must be single (and not have her boyfriend standing beside us when... never mind) b) She must be a female. I'll know if you've been lying! c) She must have shorter hair than me.
Oh, but I can transform into a human girl if it makes (and a hot one at that) if it makes you feel better.
