I am not really tall.
You can really tell?
Throw pumpkins at new neighbours.
Try sticking ice in a latex glove's thumb area. That should hopefully get rid of any swelling there.
There's always next year.
Missed it.
Eggs, final offer.
How about mussels?
Lancer! JUMPY JUMPY!
Dancer? I'd think you'd want to be something heavily armored like a Knight or a Samurai.
