You live in a cave, woman. Get a ruddy map! It's in the south west. Merseyside, eh? With the bridge? Aye, I know it. Or do I? You're a big lame. That was poor, but nevermind. At least I'm not a ginger scouser.
I have no idea where Somerset is. I be Merseyside, but I AM NO A SCOUSER OKAY. Everyone says I am because I'm like, half an hour from Liverpool BUT LIES. ;__; Tame summer is lame. Working is lame. laaaame.
I be Somerset, ooaarrrr. Except without that accent. And I agree. Birmingham sucks. Unless you are 22. And/or 90% alcohol. Also, thumbs up for the use of whereabouts. I'm glad I'm not the only one. So whereabouts are you? Crap I can't remember what this second bit was about now. Ah! Shopping and parties! Nah, my summer was pretty tame. Working for money and working for free (AKA job and DIY at home). Party on Wednesday though, and one in September sometime.
whereabouts are you, DAN? We need a UK meet-up that isn't in Birmingham, Birmingham sucks. I've never been, but it sucks. Not reallyyy xD a few parties, shopping trips, etc you?
your facey? I'm brilliant at getting names in person. For now, I'll call you Gary. If I eventually meet you somewhere, I guarantee I'll get it within a minute. Bet you a drink. Done anything fun over the holidays then, Gazza?
ahaha no I'm not Mary! but you were right when you said it ended in an eee sound. I am good too, DAN ARTHUR.
Ooh, was Mary right? You don't look that Mary-ey. I'm good. I'm a bit lazy today. As in "can I be arsed to get a drink even though I'm dying of thirst already?" lazy. You?
Yes, actually xD so how is DAN today?
It's definitely something along those lines. Like....Mary....or...urgh. Something. Definitely end in the ee sound.
Do I look like a Marie?!
