*ninjaskillz*
*Fisticuffs*
She swore to me she drugged you.
I saw you guys that night. You thought I was passed out. How could you touch my mother like that?!
I told you, it meant nothing. We were drunk. She took advantage of me. You know it's you I love. Think of the children. Your mother never liked me anyway.
Don't even pretend...
WHAT HAPPENED
wtf
Sounds pretty fun.
Look, I know you have a smiley love stick, YOU know you have a smiley love stick, JESUS OF NAZARETH knows you have one...lets not kid ourselves here ok? Oh and thank you. I got rather rather drunk and punched a guy I barely know called Brendan for making fun of Manchester United. it's ok though we made up afterwards. Not a smiley love stick in sight. That is all i can recollect from the night out.
