You'll be a stable boy yet, young one!
I love it. Gives me that bestial quality the farmers adore.
You like being dirrrrty?
That's just not my style I'm afraid.
GET A WASH BOY
I can't see you past the dandruff avalanche.
N'aww, Ikkle Jakey *ruffleruffle*
I had a section manager once that ruffled my hair. He ruffled my hair. I'm a man now.
Tell me about it. I come close to punching most of them at the best of times ¬.¬
Aha, god. They do tend to be condescending smurfs. If I had to works somewhere where I took complaints more frequently than I do now then I'd explode.