The smily face at the end of the post makes me believe you. But I do not fear your threats.I will not give in to your demands.
Grrrrrrrrrr, damn it! Fine, have my state-of-the-art, super-deluxe, nuclear microwave. *Rips it out of the wall* See if I care. *Sobs* And have all my pants as well! I'll just go commando from now on! Now, PLEASE CAN I HAVE MY FLIPPIN' TEA MATERIA BACK PLEASE!?!?!?!?!?!?
GIVE ME MY TEA MATERIA BACK PLEASE! SEE!? I'M BEING POLITE IN A THREATENING MANNER! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *Dies*
No, but I paid someone in these user notes to plant the cookie there. But I will not tell you the name. And you can never have the Tea Materia back! Never!
*Is somehow mysteriously alive again* MNiS! Did you steal my TEA materia? I'm warning you, if you have, I'LL WAVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AROUND WRECKLESSLY! I'LL DO IT! I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT THAT STUNT! *Grins insanely*
You have injured yourself on a cookie, my task is now complete. Is this the ebil hamster you were talking about? (='.'=)
What kind of evil person would steal stuff from another person? BTW, I'm keeping your left shoes.
*Scarfs more of the golden silence* TEA!!! I know! I'll use my trusty summon materia to summon the almighty GF, TEH TEA! *Rummages in her materia pocket* OMG! SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY TEA MATERIA! *Dies*
*steals all of SMF's left shoes, dining ware, bed sheets and her keyboard* Hoo-ah!!!! You've just been sacked by the Materia Syndicate!!! *leaves*
W00ty! I have teh picture! *Waves it around, before sticking it on her forehead with glue* And I meant that the user note was MY randomest user note to date! I need a Mars bar and some Pepsi Max...And some TEA! *Dies* Oh, and 'cos silence is golden, yes you can steal it! *Scarfs a handful of the golden silence*
