Maybe not alive but the rest is fair, I guess.
Am I suppose to catch you, torture you and eat you alive?
It's obvious there's a game to be played.
BTW, I have a cat avatar and you have a mouse avatar, something is not right here.
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you!
IF YOU CHOOSE ME, THEN MY CUTE SMILEYS WILL HURT YOU!!!
You, please don't hurt me.
K, YOU LIKE ME OR MY CUTE SMILES MORE!? CHOOSE!? MAKE THE WRONG CHOICE AND YOU WILL DIE!
I do. I do like you and your cute smilies.
You dun like me? :mymelsad: