OMG YOU'RE DRINK RAPING ME
Bongwater, now drink up!
What is it, sir?
It's not a cake.
That's strange tasting funnel cake you got there!
*pours bongwater down funnel*
?!?!?!
Gah, must act quickly! *shoves funnel in your mouth*
*go buys a funnel*
Let's not forget who has the funnel here.
