Then there's my 99% chance of causing a critical hit...
Yeah well I have 20,001 HP cause I used a gameshark! In your face!
That will one-hit KO you, so I suggest you use Life 3 beforehand.
Yeah well I have my Elemental materia paired with Hades, your Holy will do 20,000 damage!
I'll hit you for 10,000 Holy damage.
Well then I call Shenangins on you and we fight to the death.
But then I just cast Life while throwing holy water on myself and that usually helps.
It doesn't work with vampires, if they bite their own necks then they suck out their brains.
Teach me sometime.
Well it's magic. Cause I'm awesome like that.
