Get a cat. Works better than an alarm!
How the smurfity smurfing smurf am I going to wake up on time without an alarm?
I forgot what we were talking about. Have another visitor message.
Then you'll be dead like MJ and I can be happy.
But what if the bleach gets all over my face and I become the next Michael Jackson
I think you should wash your mouth out with soap and swallow some bleach.
...okay that might be a bit of a lie, but
I'm not the uncouth one here!
Crass. Just crass. I really am above this behaviour.
Sounds kinky.
