Well, I'm still alive, so I must be a very clever dodo!
You're about as clever as a Dodo!
Clever fox, more like!
You dirty rat!
Often I do it when people are looking.
You just slide out a 500 when nobodies looking? You sly bastard.
Damn right. I always try to sit next to the banker, so I can tempt him to slip me the occasionally 500. Whenever I am the banker, I do the same haha.
Fine, I'll admit, I play 'Realism Monopoly' and perform armed robbery on every property I land on..
IMHO, if you don't cheat at Monopoly, then you're not playing it right.
I never cheat! I'm just always better at Monopoly than everyone else! That's just how god made me, y'know?
