£20 says you'll get knocked up first.
Yeah, of course, I guess we'll just see how things go - it will be good for both of us; the constant childish bickering wasn't helping either of us, but now this is an oppurtunity to find some peace of mind and see how things are down the line, and who knows. Who knows what will happen.
Ack! The tearing in my heart! So can we see other people on this break, or what?
Of course, of course, it's just... Well, lately, I've felt a little cramped by your constant presence around me. A man needs space! And I don't mean this all in a bad way, of course, you've always been the one person I know I can rely on to be there for me, but. I just think we need to spend some time apart. I hope you understand.
Why yakety yak? Bad yakety yak? Don't you love me baby?!
yakety yak
NO DADDY DON'T LEAVE ME!
I WILL NOT BE SEDUCED BY THE LIKES OF YOU
Hey look! A multi-coloured penis!
And the voice of thunder said: "PAPPY DOUGAL! BRING ME A SON!"
