Huzzah! NO I DON'T WEAR ANY UNDERWEAR. AND EVEN IF I DID, I WOULDN'T SHOW THEM TO YOU.
OF COURSE
I'm very proud. Are you proud of me?
You should be proud.
Huzzah! Hallelujah! Eureka! And I got a cookie.
Well done! Yes, yes, that's right!
So the dead people are gutted that my friend's story wasn't true, yeah? Have I got it?
Read back and take the time to find out, you lazy arse.
What was the shame then? :O
But that's not what the shame was!
