I can't think of anything that tops that. You win.
Folding chair-mace wins forever.
I'm a fan of the knife-wrench myself.
Pizza-cutter-staffs will always prevail >3
Ah, but are they better than sword-chucks?
SPATULAS ARE BETTER THAN BOTH
Forks are ok, but I find swords work better.
... WE NEED SLAVES. AND FORKS.
We will recruit others to work for us! We'll be the ones in charge!
BUT TWO PEOPLE WILL NEVER MAKE ENOUGH COOKIES TO DOMINATE THE WORLD!