Conversation Between Leeza and DK

OH! You mean HP? A-1? Heinz 57? Aka: Steak Sauce?

What the hell is Brown Sauce?

I like to think i'm in touch with the common man and his desires and feelings, yes. I'm an ambassador of sorts.

However, I know you hold me in special esteem but that's a secret.

My usernotes are great. and if you think it's weird then plz raise the standard of goodness. Don't run away from it. Running away makes sad faces.

Leeza has gone all mainstream and popular. Now that people post in her usernotes she thinks she's too cool to come post in the common peoples usernotes. SELLOUT

That's because Leeza beats us viciously if we don't take her usernotes seriously.

I wasn't aware pants were a requirement for Leeza's usernotes.

It is indeed, and it be's the finest one around.

Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure
That England's Gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cause I remember...

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down
Through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

I have no idea, actually. He was the first thing that came to mind. I don't pay any attention to politics, either.