I imagine it's a very hairy diary.
Would you like anything else Mistress?
That's more like it, slave!
Ah, I'm sorry. I'll make it all better. *Makes sand which*
I think it's rude the way men yell and point us to the kitchen's general direction. Why can't I complain? *walks sadly to bake some pies*
Of course I do. I love you like I do sour milk. Which is kind of a big thing.
Ah, I knew you cared. I'm so happy! *These are tears of happines*
I will be your master. And as perks, I offer Health care, Pension, Dental, and a weakly free pass to the Local Spa. And I give 2 cookies.
Do you want to be my master, Corn? I can give you pleasure through personal entertainment
Why!!!!!! He's not even good looking.
