Ah, I see, bribery. What is it you seek from me?
What did I do to get that?
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Eh, I never got round to making it anyway.
I'll consider it, probably not, sounds like work.
Join the club, that's what!
What can I say, I dropped the last ounce of effort I had in the final round. I ain't got nothin' left, I'm a washout, a has been! Oh DD what will I do?
Would have been cool with the extra 'the.' Maybe you are overworked.
Don't worry DD, they'll the rue the day! Or maybe I just wanted to say rue.