Nothing can help Meat Strangler. She's hopeless.
Meat Poker.
Oh for smurf’s sake, Decessus.
Meat Pummler.
I have an ugly
oh meat pounder (or whatever else you like doing with other people's meat)
Don't do it! If it's like anything I've ever experienced, it will involve prostitution, and rape.
That’s a paddlin’.
Meat McRankpants.
Just be glad Jowy even posts in your user notes.