I'd say bring her back because she promised me fourth base.
What if I said she was a 200 pound 5 year old named Helga?
Should have punted the little bitch.
The only sympathy I had was a 5 year old girl who pointed and laughed at me when it happened. She called me a doo-doo-head then beat me up
It's hard being a pent up smurfer when you spend half of your life walking around with your tongue lolling (not 'lol'ing ) out of your mouth. You have it so easy. Nobody smurfs with you since you dropped that double strawberry scoop - people can sympathise.
I like that theme... hmm The sad part is though, you don't understand me. No one does. I have a massive void inside my heart because of what has happened to me. When I dropped that Ice cream cone... a part of me died. I don't expect you to understand.
If they did then they were very private about it. I need this place for when I feel INTROVERTED AND MISUNDERSTOOD which is the theme for the second half of 2011.
That's brilliant. I'm fairly sure that more than two people missed you though.
I posted a video of a naked japanese man destroying his bedroom with his giant erection. About two people missed me in my absence.
That reminds me, why were you banned again anyway?
