Totally the best thing I've ever seen, by the way.
C'mon baby, don't be hatin'. I just want your love, is all. Like a child, me. Show you hate for love, truly. Baby, say yeah. Don't break me, painful.
h8
ShlupQuack! Had got a big rack! But her *cough*'s slack! She should read the FAQ. Maybe then she wouldn't crack the rules. Weak ending, but the rest is quite magnificent.
There's a pleasant thought. Well, not really. But it's there nonetheless.
Oh you meant love myself. It's my husband's job to love me. Vigorously.
I meant you masturbate a lot. But "gosh, that's interesting" about the metabolism thing.
I only get to eat ice cream a couple times a year. Slow metabolism.
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack I love ice cream more than I love myself. Wow, you must eat it every night!
:bigbiggri That's my happy face.
