FORMER FRIENDS?! What the hell did I do to deserve that? I wished you happy birthday.
MAYBE I JUST LIKE TO COLBERT MY FRIENDS OR SHOULD I SAY FORMER FRIENDS
What's with the colbert?
I SEE YOU MISSED ME TOO.
Happy Birthday!
Oh thank god.
Hmph! We're through.
Good for you, then.
That's all? But I love you.
