Robin Hood was also a communist
Would you consider Robin Hood noble?
But you can't be noble you are a bandito
There has never been a more noble and delicious role in all of history
That works for me!
Well actually that might just stop the invasion. Eat bacon, save the world
I don't hope to contain it. I hope to eat it!
One of the radio stations I listen to has an entire segment devoted to new bacon recipes. You cannot contain the bacon. It will take over the world
Blasphemy!