My virginity burns your kidneys. I love it.
You have to have sex to be a whore. I lack the defining trait.
Who said you're the one giving me the time off? I dance when I want, sucka.
OH SNAP So, really, what the hell is going on? Is my vacation here yet?
Likewise, d00d. Likewise. <3
Meaning they don't arrest you for violating your restraining order?
Yeah, well, you can't touch the strippers, either :P
SEE IF I EVER TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF FOR YOU
Yeah, sorry, I don't surf, so you'll have to search for them. When you want the smexy low-dress dancing, you know where to go.
No, I'm not, I'm a Californian being held against my will in Idaho SAAAAAVE ME
