Christmas help I can't find the thread I made thjat you recently bumped (maybe a month ago), and in the edit notes of my original post, it had a not saying "Hi Christmas!", or something similar, from 2014 or something xD
No, it's like on of those slug aliens from FTL. Face and hair have both changed. New face reduces happiness. xD
LIKE A METAL SLUG?? Tot you are a charmer with that face and hair of yours? It will reduce all humans' intelligence by 75% and inflict "Dumb" status (cannot be negated by Ribbon).
Chimpanzees too clever, so I had to get slugs as well. Though, the humans can't be too intelligent if they've found themselves in my cave.
You need chimpanzees in the cave! So that they can translate your primitive language to the other intelligent humans.
You're right, actually. I never thought I'd be the type of person who could be so horrible as to lock people in a basement. I promise to do better. I will move these people to a cave like a decent human being.
OMG! It must be a cave! Cave is more manly than a basement!
But it works! I have all these women in my basement that I successfully charmed!
Think you have been doing it wrongly all this while. PS: You can use it on a guy too!
Wait, is that now how I'm supposed to be doing it today?
