There is an elastic band around your middle and it is getting tighter and tighter ever so slowly
You must be bored if you are coming up with such stupid ideas.
I don't want to die a painful death at the teeth or claw of a fruit bat.
It doesn't scar all that bad!
But it will be benign. Some type of skin cancer, most likely on your forehead. You can get rid of it real easily, but don't tell
Because I lie outside next to my cat and there are leaves on the ground and sometimes I climb trees
Pretend you have cancer and maybe they will reconsider.
My hair isn't a nest.
Yes. People will not send both birthday and christmas cards, or buy both birthday and christmas presents if you are born too close to Christmas! CUT OFF
not before b ed
