That's one for the historians to decide, I think.
You delicious in any other ways?
You would have got there in time! I'm just amazing and a deliciously talented genius!
Ahh, the perfect solution! How did I not think of this magic!
Easy - we get a giant space barrel and put Rigel 7 in there. Then we blast them like Rigels in a barrel. No risk to anyone else!
But what if we miss and take out poor old Neofidget!
Let's do it twice. We'll make sure it's space dust on a solar wind.
Shall we Death Star it?
It's like they took the worst place on earth and just made it a whole smurfing planet full of the worst smurfers imaginable! THERE IS NO GOD
Smurfing Rigel 7! Don't even get me started on that place!