Although honestly if a bunch of Mounties show up on my doorstep I wouldn't be mad.
Now that's just rude.
Either way, I've already called the police.
Depends on whether you mean "literally" literally or figuratively.
....literally emasculated?
Eh, I'll just steal some from all the men I've emasculated over the years. Problem solved.
Surgery's pretty cheap now, y'know.
Exactly! I just wish I had the balls to pull it off.
You just GOTTA respect the hustle. I love it when people succeed at victimless crimes.
This was the 20s I think, so they were a bit more lackadaisical about things :P Mad respect, though.
