You're breaking his little heart. But I know you don't care.
Let me fix you something to eat.
Lose the gently & hint of love and you’ve got yourself a deal!
Hmm.. not quite what I envisioned.
Children can be called weaklings, then.
Dogs are constantly in the push up position.
I guess that works, too...
You are chickening right about now.
Someone has a crush on you.
It sucks already!