Christmas lights are pretty....
PIP was a lot of peoples first...
God hates bad spellers....
I haven't seen my pajamas since I was in the third grade. I wonder where they went
Legs in my pants
Oh Noes!!! Psy's got a bomb!!
I have indeed heard of such an absurd creature. However, I killed it with my hang glider.
Hello again.
I once though that north east south west south south was the secret password to life so I tried it and wound up somewhere south of Mongolia. They tried to eat me.
A momentary lapse of consciousness.