You are instant win, Plate. Congratulations!
Sooner than you think.
I imagine I'll be in some pain very soon.
IN YOUR PANTS!
Alright then, where's the bomb!?
NOOOOOO!!!! I'll tell you all you wanna know, just dun call me plate!
Whatever it actually is, you'll always be known as Plate.
It's... (SPOILER)Plate xD lol no it's not.
And what might your name be then :o?
No, my name is not Plate.