Then you should try combing it with a razor! Cause after you are done, you will realize you need not worry about combing your hair anymore cause you will have no hair!
No, no I did not. My hair is disheveled and uncombed.
It's ok, btw, did you comb your hair with a razor today?
What? I did no such thing!
You lied to me. I am so devasted now. I didn't even brush my teeths with a mop because of you!
Are you absolutely positive? Try again.
Harder than a porn star can shout "HARDER"!
Oh, no. Did you try wishing really hard?
My wish didn't come true, I am not happy.
May you bless me and let my wish come true.