No, you don't.
It's too late now.
You're no penis expert.
I've never had a wet dream. Is this because I don't have a penis?
Don't listen to your father.
Stop being so sensitive.
Stop wishing.
I have some pepto bismol. Although I wouldn't recommend it. Tastes like .
My penis is the size of a Greek God.
I....man I just don't know.