I use the knife.
You've only ever upset me once, and it's not now. I promise.
Use a condom.
Get a life.
One day I wanted to buy some eggs but I wanted to buy some eggs fast so I rode down to the egg market on my unicycle and on my way there I met Albert Brackleton himself and he was riding his trike so we rode together for a bit and talked about what life would be like if nobody ever invented breathing and we laughed it off and pulled the fingers at the cars driving past because they were driving past fast and trying to run us over because we were in the middle of the road and weren't in the bicycle lane because neither of us were actually riding a bicycle so we weren't breaking the law well it might have been because I've never read the law because it's pretty boring then we went our seperate ways and I made it to the egg market but there were no eggs left so I got mad and had to ride further into the unknown where I met a travelling salesman who sold me a hat with a feather in it but it did not fit so I threw it away and pulled a stunt on my unicycle which I call Ziggy named after Ziggy Stardust because I heard it on the way down there and started humming and I saw some guy naming his bike so I thought I would name my unicycle for good luck like how people name chickens which lay eggs speaking of eggs I still needed to pick them up so I went to the hospital and killed kikimm and took her eggs and started to ride back home with my new found eggs on my head and me on top a unicycle and I was going pretty fast and waving at cars now because there wasn't so many of them because it was later but not late enough for people to be coming home from work and then when I was almost home I remembered that I don't actually have a unicycle and it disappeared and I died.
You never call anymore.
You don't even look like him.
slapper
Mastercard GOLD.
So does eating.
