Then fight me like a real man.
Just kidding.
I'm going to have to ban you from my fantasies, kikimm.
Put up your fists.
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[q]... once found a detatched crab claw on the beach. I took it home, but did not masturbate with it.[/q] Frigid bitch.
What about crab claws? If you masturbate with a fresh crab claw, you will have crustaceans crawling out of your vagina in weeks.
You act fast.
Youse mah stepchile?
Little did sweet old Margaret know, her vegetable stall had become a sex shop for slutty little girls!
