But I'm lacking in the most obvious system of zombitis - A hunger for brains. Brains don't sound tasty.
ZOMBIE'S DON'T HAVE HEARTS.
I know, I'm so attractive. I have a good heart though!
Well, let's see... you walk like a zombie, you're tired as hell, and you smell like apples and dead fish? Yeah, I'd be kinda freaked out, too. brbfewd. ^_^
I sit at an awkward angle at work so I usually stumble around and drag my leg like a zombie when I have to get up for whatever reason. Everyone in this building thinks I'm strange.
And all through the night! Gosh! My legs are sleeping.
I can't help it, it gets me through the day at work!
Stop chewing that gum! Duh.
I tried to, but I was just unable to fall sleep!
This is why you should GO TO BED EARLY, young man! D:< Caffeine gum? I need to find some of this... just for... fun...
